HUBBARD INVENTED A WAYTO GET RID OF THE BAD THETANS !AS I TALK YOU THROUGHPAST EXPERIENCES IN YOUR LIFE.COME ON IN THE AUDITING ROOM ANDI'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS !THEN YOU CAN HAVE AUDITCOUNSELING FOR A NOMINAL FEE.THE E-METER RESULTS FROMTHE LITTLE BOY IN ROOM 'D'.FAX THESE RESULTS TO THEHEAD OFFICE IN LOS ANGELES.THE GREAT SECRET DOCTRINE OF LIFE BEHIND SCIENTOLOGY ?YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE CHURCHFOR SEVERAL YEARS, STAN.THERE IS A REASON FOR PEOPLEFEELING SAD AND DEPRESSED.BACK THEN, THERE WAS A GALACTICFEDERATION OF PLANETS,WHICH LOOKED LIKE DC-8s,EXCEPT WITH ROCKET ENGINES.AND SO HE HAD BUILT GIANTSOUL CATCHERS IN THE SKY !THE SOULS WERE TAKEN TO A HUGESOUL BRAINWASHING FACILITYWHICH ROAMED THE EARTHAIMLESSLY IN A FOG OF CONFUSION.THE SOULS FINALLY FOUND BODIESWHICH THEY COULD GRAB ONTO.BUT I'M COMPLETELY MISERABLEAND THESE PEOPLE CAN HELP !WHY DON'T YOU TAKE WHAT YOUHAVE OUT YOUR BICYCLE SAVINGS.YOU WANT A BIKE OR DO YOUWANT TO NOT BE DEPRESSED ?THE BOY IS FROM A SMALLMOUNTAIN TOWN IN COLORADO, SIR.I'M ONLY O-T-7 AND I'VE BEENIN THE CHURCH ALL MY LIFE !THAT WHEN HE DIED HIS THETANWOULD SHOW ITSELF AGAIN.WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOUR SONFOR A LONG TIME, MR.

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